I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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