Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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