I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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