Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
