Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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