So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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