you're like a bully in the Christmas story
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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