Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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