I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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