I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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