Buhtt sex?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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