...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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