rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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