yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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