Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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