He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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