Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
Randomize