i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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