The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Randomize
