return my video game
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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