This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he puts the penis in happiness.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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