dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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