I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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