hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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