Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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