it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
pray to the hookup gods
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
So vagazzling was a success
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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