Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I FOUND THE LEGS
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I forget how to act sober
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