make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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