It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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