I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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