He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Randomize
