there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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