I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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