Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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