yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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