I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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