I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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