Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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