Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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