I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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