found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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