what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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