She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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