I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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