just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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