Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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