cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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