I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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