If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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