But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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