Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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