hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Randomize
