this boner is exhausting
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
