Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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