The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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